just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i just google imaged poop.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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