just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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