haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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