My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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