Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
