ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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