thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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