we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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