Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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