Don't you send me to vm
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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