your room smells of hookers.
And success
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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