Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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