That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just want to make out with him forever
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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