We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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