i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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