we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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