Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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