She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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