Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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