Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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