No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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