i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
