She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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