you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
