How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
