Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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