All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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