is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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