evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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