She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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