Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
organizing the empties. That sober.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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