I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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