You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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