i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She needs sedatives and a leash
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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