So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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