Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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