This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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