i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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