then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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