uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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