Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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