when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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