im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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