I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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