Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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