if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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