It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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