when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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