We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You surviving the open bar?
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Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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