Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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