I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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