Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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