then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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