I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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