Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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