Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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